Last week, an NFT trader named Todd Kramer made a simple plea on Twitter.
“I been hacked,” he wrote. “All my apes gone. This just sold please help me.”
Kramer was referring to his cache of Bored Ape Yacht Club non-fungible tokenss – now the single most valuable franchise of crypto collectibles. They’ll run you about $276,000, at the cheapest, and Kramer had eight of them, along with seven from a spin-off collection called the Mutant Ape Yacht Club, before his tokens were siphoned away in a phishing scam.
Almost immediately, Kramer’s “apes gone” post went viral.
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NFTs already have a terrible reputation among the non-crypto crowd (which is to say, most people), thanks to their fraught relationship with the concept of “digital property rights” and the environmental impact of proof-of-work blockchains like Ethereum. More than a few brands have reneged on planned NFT drops after facing intense backlash on social media.
And while it’s not exactly surprising that the anti-NFT crowd would find a little schadenfreude in Kramer’s tweet, what’s more so is that crypto’s true believers – the kinds of people who are already immersed in NFTs – were equally derisive.
When people don't put there collection in cold wallets…. rip. It really is your fault.
— The Grambino Pionke (@PionkeThe) December 30, 2021
That’s because the culture of crypto places an outsize emphasis on personal responsibility. One of the nice things about banks and other centralized financial institutions is that they’re required to take certain steps to protect your money. Those protections can come in the form of deposit insurance and fraud protection, but also little security features like “forgotten password” mechanisms.
So-called “unhosted” crypto wallets like MetaMask ask users to keep track of their own private keys; if you lose them, there’s no way of getting them back. “Not your keys, not your coins,” goes one longtime crypto mantra.
user error, not a hack
— cryptohuntz ?♂️ (3,3) (?,?) (@cryptohuntz) December 30, 2021
There’s something inherently silly about having a significant chunk of your net worth (Kramer claims it was around $2.2 million) tied up in illiquid JPEG files. But for me, the “apes gone” controversy mostly speaks to a kind of widespread hypocrisy in the NFT market.
The billionaire Mark Cuban, who spent the first half of last year breathlessly championing DeFi (“decentralized finance”) programs and pumping his crypto investments in appearances on major TV news networks, made a similar plea last summer after some of his holdings went to zero. In a statement to Bloomberg, Cuban explicitly called for greater regulation of the crypto space. He was a lot quieter in the second half of the year.
“Good always defeats evil” pic.twitter.com/rjTs5YwujG
— Cyime (@CyimeFox) January 1, 2022
Consumer protection laws, though they’re never perfectly conceived or enforced, exist for a reason. Saturated, unregulated markets like crypto are natural targets for scammers, and even the savviest traders can lose millions with a stray click.
OpenSea, the largest NFT marketplace, was able to halt trading on the stolen assets and flag them as having been involved in a scam. But because OpenSea is mostly just a front-end trading interface, and Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs are hosted on the Ethereum blockchain, the company couldn’t actually return any of the tokens.
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He did get some of them back, though. And ironically, the Twitter users dunking on Kramer may have played a crucial role, amplifying Kramer’s plea and rallying members of the Bored Ape community to help retrieve the tokens.
Kramer isn’t the first trader to lose his Bored Apes to a phishing scam. Another NFT enthusiast, Calvin Becerra, made a similar splash on Twitter after losing three tokens in November. He even wrote a note to the apes’ captors, asking to work out a deal for their safe return (he also listed the note as an NFT, naturally).
Accepting decentralized infrastructure means accepting these risks. If you’re going to advocate for a new, independent financial system – one without regulation, fraud protections and many of the other safeguards that help people hang onto their money – then there’s no point in appealing to centralized mediators when the system starts to work against you.